Are geese available for better religions? If so, they should be told. It is a merrie time of year and geese need vital plots of land, screws in the hay, fantasy forests with elves for dinner. Geese need Harry Potter underpants and presidential pardons across the brisk ocean waves. Religion is for pets but geese cannot be pets: they have wings. Wings simulate excess, increasing marketshare for those geese that can fly to normal places for dinner. Lunch with the president? You bet, but dinner is important, like religion. Always a dessert at the end.